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The Glenn Beck Diaper Mask

Assert your independent incontinent spirit with this attractive Glenn Beck Mask.

Free to download and distribute. Just stick a diaper over your head and tape on the face. Presented to you by Ethan Persoff and Scott Marshall. Here's what you will need to make the mask complete:

Artwork: Scott Marshall
Text and Concept: Ethan Persoff

Instructions:

Download this zip file, (5mgb) includes four images of Glenn - two in color and two in black and white. Print out scaled to the size of your face (images are high-resolution, 15 inch faces) Buy a bag of diapers. We found in our research Depend Adjustable Super Plus S/M Waist allows for best full-face fit.

When the holiday is over, mask converts for daily use. Listen and watch Glenn in this perfect receptical to fill your head with waste. Dispose of in trash can. Do not flush.

Notes: Be sure to cut air and eye holes, unless you'd prefer suffocate blindly under G.B. - Sweating will occur, but fortunately this is a very absorbant item.

Shown above: Alternate "Happy Glenn" in giddy incontinent preparation prior to being adhered face-first to a diaper. (Happy Glenn included in download)

Below, video stills of "Pissy Glenn" in the wild:

Finger wagging


Mulling it over


Crying for America

CLICK HERE FOR PREVIOUS MASKS:
2007 LARRY CRAIG - 2008 ROTTEN MONSTERS - 2008 ASHLEY TODD

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Website operator Ethan Persoff reclines in comfort with his Glenn Beck Diaper Bag Mask and matching Glenn Beck Depends Undergarment

 

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