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COMICS WITH PROBLEMS issue #15
Often ignored "Spiderman Was Aggressively Sexually Abused and Manipulated Years Before He was Bitten by a Radioactive Spider or Lost His Uncle" storyline.
From a PSA Spiderman comic produced for abused children produced officially by Marvel Comics and the National Committee to Prevent Child Abuse (NCPCA) - 1984.
PROBLEM(s) DEALT WITH: 'NUFF SAID, TRUE BELIEVERS!
addtl problems addresses:
Babysitters and Eavesdropping
Ethan |
03.25.07 - 9:13 pm | #
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Wow, I remember reading that in elementary school! I may still have it in my comic collection, actually 
Nathaniel |
03.25.07 - 10:18 pm | #
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I still have it. Just curious: why isn't the Power Pack story here too?
The one I like better is the anti-smoking propaganda comic where Spider-Man, Luke Cage, and Storm take on Smokescreen. I used to quote the health info from the back to my dad.
Plautus |
03.25.07 - 11:49 pm | #
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 you site is genial
,n |
04.28.07 - 4:06 pm | #
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 Spiderman has a SECRET?
Good lord, more than anything this short story screams to me Spiderman has a PENIS.
Tony Tone |
05.04.07 - 10:59 am | #
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Is Spidey jerking off in panel one of this page?
http://www.ep.tc/problems/fiftee...fifteen/
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Eavesdropper |
05.14.07 - 11:44 am | #
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Is Spidey jerking off in panel one of this page?
Ha! Yeah, that's one long penis, Spidey! Shit, it's poking clear into the word balloon!
Denton from Ohio |
05.18.07 - 12:05 pm | #
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I like panel four of that page where he seems finished masturbating. "I've heard enough!" he says ---Yeah, Heard Enough to what? Get off is what! (zips up fly, pulls down mask, and out the window!)
Pervert Slimeball |
05.18.07 - 1:12 pm | #
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I am so upset to learn Spiderman's kink is a little "hand-to-gland combat" while eavesdropping on the next door neighbors.
Pervert Slimeball |
05.18.07 - 1:17 pm | #
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Yeah, that's one long penis, Spidey!
I agree! What the hell IS up with that panel?
That totally looks like an intentional "hide-the-long-genitals-as-spider-web" joke on the part of the illustrator.
But even better yet, I like the tiny white duck watching him in the window. What the hell is that symbolizing??
Fr55555lp |
05.18.07 - 2:02 pm | #
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 YES *LAUGHS* IT'S THE OLD "hide-the-long-genitals-as-a-spider-web" TRICK. OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK! BUY MY BOOK, GOOD PRICE!
Hidden Penis Book Publisher |
05.18.07 - 4:01 pm | #
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As long as we're dissecting Page Two, Panel three of the same page shows a yellow ipod on the top of the television set. Swank! 1984 No less!
Consumer Reports |
05.18.07 - 5:29 pm | #
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The tiny white duck watching him in the window. What the hell is that symbolizing??
Ha, I hadn't noticed that. My money is on the duck representing Jesus. Crying for all the dead babies.
Either that or it's just some peeping pigeon. Watching Spidey Wax It!
Consumer Reports |
05.18.07 - 5:32 pm | #
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Just curious: why isn't the Power Pack story here too?
Who gives a shit about Power Pack????
M W 88 |
05.21.07 - 10:56 am | #
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By the looks of panel four on page three, it's the little kid who is assaulting the babysitter. He's riding her Joe Pesci style and he's got a f?%king gun!
HIYO, JUDY AWAY |
05.24.07 - 11:16 am | #
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Great comic book.
I like the asterisk'd statement on page one: "BASED ON AN IDEA BY NANCY ALLEN"
You filthy minded pervert, Nancy Allen! God love you!
dhopkeeper |
07.01.07 - 9:17 pm | #
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Nice analysis on Page 2! Me, I'd just think he was developing film in his bathroom, oh that resourceful Peter Parker...
But, yeah... I'm sure the genital thing was the *Real* intent!
>_
Anon |
07.28.07 - 1:14 pm | #
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From page one of this comic:
"TAKE TONIGHT, FOR EXAMPLE! HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW WHO EARN A LIVING BY USING A SPECIAL CAMERA TO TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS OF THEMSELVES IN A BLUE AND RED COSTUME"
Really, on the Internet, this is not surprising.
HGHGE |
08.11.07 - 1:27 am | #
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I also want to add that I'm going to re-read every single Spiderman comic I own with a new introduction of "you did this because you were sexually abused!" Talk about a refreshing opportunity for critical re-assessment!
This applies to fighting the Punisher, or missing homework in college, or arguing with Mary Jane. Or awkwardly fucking Mary Jane in a McFarlane style. I'm serious, Skip very much affects Parker's entire story. I've listened to enough Alanis Morissette to know feelings and memories mean tons.
I am now ready to completely re-evaluate Spiderman's narrative history in relation to the fact that he was forced at a young age to play a dirty game of girlie mag pool ball with a grey-haired and molesting Skip Wescott.
HGHGE |
08.11.07 - 1:44 am | #
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Any one else notice Skip looks like he's thirty-five?
Also: "THIS GAME REMINDS ME OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM! THE CUE BALLS REPRESENT THE SUN, THE OTHER BALLS ARE PLANETS, AND..."
Thought balloon from Skip: "I'll show you some balls and planets..."
WVWVWVWVW |
08.13.07 - 7:10 am | #
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 Page 7: Good thing Spiderman keeps his hands off Tony's ass while holding him. Wouldn't want to traumatize him again.
Hysterical Woman |
08.16.07 - 4:10 pm | #
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Babysitter is wearing her shorts on backwards on panel three, page two. Obvious sign of a sexual predator.
http://www.ep.tc/problems/fiftee...fifteen/
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GOD FUCKING SHIT ON A POLE Where is my camera crew????? Fuck! This is Dateline Time!
Chris Hansen, NBC |
08.21.07 - 12:59 am | #
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http://www.ep.tc/problems/fiftee...fifteen/
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"OH MY GOD!"
"SPIDERMAN'S AT THE WINDOW!"
"BUT WE'RE SO HIGH UP!"
"AND HE'S GOT OUR SON!"
"Hey, that reminds me of a New Yorker cartoon."
What?
Caminante |
09.03.07 - 8:17 pm | #
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What?
Obligatory link to: "Christ, What an Asshole!" New Yorker Captions
Parliament Cigarettes |
09.05.07 - 10:25 am | #
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 Don't you love when a couple of apparent middle eastern descent attends a swank liberal party in a high-rise, and leaves their child with an untrustworthy pedorast?
Remember everyone. Comics ain't the real world. There are no villains, only victims!
Richard |
12.02.08 - 5:36 pm | #
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 Why didn't I have Judy as a babysitter?
Sure she's a bit butch but check out those thighs!
Not to mention what a great ride she looks (p3)...
Joel B1 |
03.25.09 - 2:40 am | #
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