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COMICS WITH PROBLEMS issue #14
HOUSEHOLD DANGERS: Guns & Computers
GUNS
"Learn Gun Safety with Eddie Eagle" (1992)
16 pages, Activity Comic Book from the NRA, for 2nd-3rd Graders.
COMPUTERS
"Power Pack Pals: Be Safe on the INTERNET" (1994) - 8 pages newsprint, with gloss covers. For Boy Scouts.
PROBLEM(s) DEALT WITH: Guns. Computers.
Ethan |
02.18.07 - 10:03 pm | #
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 OK...let me get this straight: It's not OK to talk to strangers on the internet, but it's OK to talk to strange talking birds that fly through your bedroom window? Really, if I saw that thing, I'd shoot it, which must be why he's so concerned about guns.
LM | Homepage |
02.19.07 - 10:01 am | #
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 Page Four, Panel Two
http://www.ep.tc/problems/fourte...ourteen/
04.html
"HMMM... KIDS IN AN ATTIC HAVING FUN."
"AWK!!"
Surely there's got to be a comic about the dangers of a Peeping Tom Bald Eagle.
Glub Club |
02.19.07 - 3:51 pm | #
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"AWK!!"
Where'd the F go?
Everett |
02.19.07 - 4:42 pm | #
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http://www.ep.tc/problems/fourte...ourteen/
04.html
"Do you see the hidden danger?"
I'm betting that it's the banjo. Banjos are evil.
Dave | Homepage |
02.19.07 - 9:16 pm | #
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When something on the Internet confuses you, TURN IT OFF! NOW! TELL A PARENT! NOW!
Mmmmmm.... The complete Tiger website. Sounds yummmy.
The Flying Ketchup Bottle |
02.19.07 - 9:28 pm | #
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"Do you see the Hidden Danger? Circle what you Find!"
I DO see the danger, and I've circled it.
It's the black kid, right?
Richard Evans |
02.20.07 - 10:56 am | #
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Where'd the F go?
AWWWWK! This comics for the f'AWK!!n Birds!
Hawk to Fawk |
02.20.07 - 2:40 pm | #
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Great - I went through and marked up the pages and filled in the blanks and connected th dots just like that fucking Eagle said me to do - AN NOW I GOT A MONITOR COVERED IN MAGIC MARKER!!
Eddie |
02.20.07 - 4:54 pm | #
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Shiiii, Jungle Boy screwed up th' rap.
Shouldn't be:
HI KING KONG/I LIKE MONKEYS TOO.
TELL ABOUT YOURSELF/HOW OLD ARE YOU?
BOY? GIRL?/WHAT ZOO ARE YOU GOING TO VISIT?
Wha? WhhhaaaaaTTT? GoNNNnnnng!
That last line doesn't rhyme at all
Should been
HI KING KONG/I LIKE MONKEYS TOO.
TELL ABOUT YOURSELF/HOW OLD ARE YOU?
BOY? GIRL?/LETS SEX COCKS AT TH' ZOO...
knamee?
Top 40 Productions |
02.20.07 - 9:17 pm | #
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Ha-Ha!
"Connect the dots to see how Eddie Helps the Children."
Okay:
http://thumbsnap.com/v/0Yo3LmT4.jpg
That's a Bird's Boner! Smacking a kid in the face! And leaving the other kid frightened!
(Boner joke originally via this LJ post)
Sincerely
Disgusted in St Paul |
02.21.07 - 4:36 pm | #
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 There are no words to describe how wrong this is.
I love it, /b/ approves.
Anonymous | Homepage |
02.24.07 - 3:45 pm | #
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Oh god...
Anonymous |
02.24.07 - 3:49 pm | #
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1. Why do I get the feeling that this NRA comic is anti-gun? Just to make it confusing: "Make sure all guns you may have cannot be reached by anyone who should not use them, especially children." ...but also short criminals?
Why isn't the cop on page 9 arresting that pot-bellied Bono-lookin' Irish burglar?
2. How does Rama know which zoo those kids are visiting but Jungle Pedophile doesn't? "Sometimes you may see things that seem strange and not right. When you do, turn off your computer..." because learning about new things is for bad people and monkeys.
the internet is for monkeys |
02.26.07 - 2:37 am | #
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Learn about internet safety with furries :DDDDD
Hey kids, let's Google for "zoo" :DDDDD
Thaily | Homepage |
02.26.07 - 2:19 pm | #
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"If you see something that seems strange and not right, turn off the computer and tell a parent!"
Yeah, good luck staying on the internet for more than five minutes.
Moodring54 |
02.27.07 - 9:18 am | #
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Or this web site, for that matter. 
LM | Homepage |
02.27.07 - 9:35 pm | #
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 Oh no, the kids found Tiger Porn!
Hysterical Woman |
08.16.07 - 4:26 pm | #
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The Powerpack Pals are terrifying. I can't imagine any parent wanting them near their child.
Caminante |
09.01.07 - 9:33 am | #
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 Is it just me, or does anyone else think that furries teaching kids safety on the internet a tad hypocritical?
Niko2x4 |
09.30.07 - 10:34 pm | #
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I love how the mom counts on furries to parent her child and his friends.
Anonymous |
10.08.07 - 11:29 pm | #
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"Look! A gun! We should tell Grandma!"
First of all, what the hell is with Grandma's house? It looks like a mentally challenged monkey designed it with the pipes, ladders, and weird-ass stairs. There aren't even any doors! And Grandma seems to have the gun for a reason. With all those pillows in the basement by the stairs, I'm guessing she a stone cold senior killer. I mean, she even has a rope-climb to practice scaling heights!
Coolgamer | Homepage |
11.20.07 - 11:39 am | #
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I love that the INTERNET font on the cover of the Boy Scout comic ("Stay Safe on the INTERNET") is the same font that you'd find on a MISFITS or CRAMPS cd cover. Watch out for Ghouls!
HFT |
11.23.07 - 10:37 pm | #
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http://www.fandango.net/metafilter/
the internet is eating itself |
05.22.08 - 11:37 am | #
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 The danger isn't hidden. It's crouching. There's a tiger, but no dragon.
Kel | Homepage |
09.04.08 - 1:42 am | #
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